1951 Ad, S.O.S. Magic Scouring Pads by flickr user Classic Film |
Brett: Is there a brand of scouring pad you recommend? Because I've got some things I need to scour.
Lori: I only know of SOS pads, like a little Brillo cowpie. I don't scour often, I guess.
(Editor's note: yes, Lori did unknowingly use a second brand name when describing how she only knew one brand.)
Brett: Did you come up with that cowpie comparison yourself? You should go in to marketing. SOS would surely get a huge cut of the market if they used that.
Lori: Well, that's what they look like! But I don't think SOS would go for it. They'd probably want to advertise using soft lighting, and Kenny G on the sax. Isn't that commercial gold?
Brett: I would buy anything he advertised. Shower with Kenny G sponsored soap, eat at the Kenny G diner, wear Kenny G underwear... okay, maybe that last one is a little weird.
Lori: Your examples certainly show the range of sell-able products... How do we contact him?
Brett: Uh, I don't know... Ah! Here's an idea: we hang out at a bar and hope he shows up.