The most dangerous pet

Wood chippings before the rain feet by flikr user Vinetomato

Lori: I need a raise, so I can buy a pooch.  Dogs make better pets than humans.  :)

Brett: Human pets can be fun, but they're more trouble than they're worth, in the end. (i.e. when the cops come)

Lori: Do you feed your human pet by the pint, or by the gallon?

Brett: Either one works. They're happy as long as they have a nest of wood chips to sleep in.

Lori: Has that really worked for you? Personally, I'd rather sleep on a mattress.

Brett: Well, if you're a lush, then wood chips work just fine.

Lori: As long as the cig doesn't light everything on fire.

Brett: For safety's sake, no cigs are allowed.