Turnabout's fair play

Vingança by flickr user lecaldeira

Lori: Have you ever eaten veal?

Brett: I have not.  Don't you think people who like to feast on baby cows are jerks?

Lori: Didn't cows eat humans once on the Twilight Zone shows?

Brett: Maybe.  Some people would say that's a fair turnaround.  I wonder if one gender tasted better.

Lori: You'd have to check with the writer.

Brett: Or watch the episode.  He may have hid some clues in there.

Lori: Like one gender's bones get worn as jewelry, while the other is pushed down a garbage chute?

Brett: That would be a good clue.  Though could you imagine a cow pushing a perfectly edible human down a garbage chute?  What a diva!

Lori: Oh, not the whole human!! Just the bones to be ashed.

Brett: I guess that makes sense.  Only a sadist would push a live person down a garbage chute.