Sometimes you feel like a nut

Burning Chair by flickr user juicyrai

Brett: True story: I once burned a chair in my fireplace.

Lori: Was this out of necessity, or did you give into a dare because you didn't want to look like a dork?

Brett: Not looking like a dork IS a necessity!  I kid, I kid.  The chair was broken and I had a fireplace, sor really I burnt it because it was the only logical thing to do in that scenario.

Lori: You are such a nut.

Brett: I'm glad you think so.  (That was a compliment, right?)

Lori: A huge compliment.  (If you take into consideration how few letters are left.)