The Pie Hole

Pie Fight by flickr user jimmyweee

Lori: Do you have any favorite types of pies for the holiday?

Brett: Obviously I prefer cream pies, so that I can throw them in people's faces as a prank.

Lori: I can see it now.  One perfectly aimed cream pie will comet across the room and land bullseye on the unsuspecting face.  Clap the slate, that's a wrap.  No need for a second take.

Bon Appetit

Fresh Squid by flickr user Josh*m

Brett: Have you ever eaten squid?

Lori: Yuck.  No way.  Tentacle creep me out!!

Brett: You never know, you might like it.  Mikey liked Life cereal.

Lori: My tummy throws fits just thinking about it.  Eeeh.

Dream home

Home Theater NY by flickr user Av-Setup

Brett: Does your dream home have a den?

Lori: Sure.  But what I'd like most is a media room that looks like a vintage theatre.  With way comfier seating.

Brett: That's an awesome idea!  I would definitely come watch movies with you.

Lori: You should! We would have the most fun, ever.  : )

Shh... it's a secret

Secrets by flickr user kelsey_lee18

Brett: True or false: Tiny Dancer is secretly your favorite song.

Lori: False.  Elton can really rip through that falsetto, but my secret favorite song is probably either More Than Words or the Be With You song by Mr. Big.  You know that one?

Brett: Of course.  What can I say, I'm a guy who loves power ballads.

Mo' Money, Mo' Horses

Lottery_9060 by flickr user aepoc

Brett: If you ever win the lottery, what's the first thing you'll buy?

Lori: Oh, man.  How neat would that be?!?  Depending on how much I won, I'd pay off my bills, help out some family, take myself on an international vacation, then I'd probably buy myself a house.  Assuming that I had any money left, haha.  You?

Brett: Probably a similar list.  And maybe a horse.  Then I could canter around town and let everyone be jealous of me.

Lori: A horse would be hilarious.  Why didn't I think of that when I fictionally won?!

It ain't cool being no jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving

Settings: Brightness by flickr user pouwerkerk

Lori: Do you prefer your phone settings bright, or is it set to dim?

Brett: Whatever the default was.  I ain't no jive turkey that messes around with settings.

Lori: It's not that difficult!!  Way easier than putting a hex on someone, I'd bet.

I went to the animal fair

Zoo Entrance... Zootrance? by flickr user lostinbeta

Lori: How many different zoos have you been to?

Brett: Hmm... I'd have to think about it, but my guess is around 5.

I'm on a boat

Enchantment of the Seas by flickr user Craig Stanfill

Lori: What's the largest boat you've ever been on?

Brett: I've been on a few cruises.  I can't say for sure (I mean, I didn't measure them all), but I think the biggest was the Royal Caribbean ship called Enchantment of the Seas.

Lori: Did you have to use motion sickness meds or is it a smooth ride?

Brett: I don't really have problems with motion sickness.  It's a fairly smooth ride, but if you go on a cruise and are worried about it, I'd suggest you take precautionary medicine, lest you end up getting sick and not enjoying your vacation.

Lori: Is it true there's always a hidden fee on cruises?

Brett: Well, there is an extra fee if you don't want them to remove a lung while you're asleep, but they're pretty up front about that.