Whatever turns you on

three blind mice by flickr user pipnstuff

Lori: Did you ever learn all the words to ‘Three Blind Mice’?

Brett: Just the first verse. Do you want to halve the rest and teach it to each other?

Lori: Sure! We’re turning in to a really impressive duo!

Brett: I wonder if anyone gets horny from songs like ‘Three Blind Mice.’ There are all
kinds of fetishes out there.

Lori: Can you imagine overhearing that conversation? That would rule.

Brett: I don't know, I might have teared up with laughter if I heard something like that.

Lori: I've heard of fetishes that were far more horrid than that.  But I would probably giggle.

Me and Ewe

1948 MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Vintage Vinyl 7 inch 45 RPM Picture Disc Single For Kids
by flickr user Christian Montone

Lori: You know what would be cute? A sequel song to Mary had a little lamb. It could be
titled “Me and Ewe.”

Brett: That’s an awesome idea. Nobody other than you could do it justice. Start writing.

Lori: I wonder how much time it will take to get it right…..

Brett: I have faith in you. Maybe when you have it done we can record both songs as
duets.

Lori: I’ve always been a fan of duets, let’s make this happen. I think you and I made
Jingle Bells a duet when we were super little, so we’re just getting the band back
together.

Brett: I believe you’re correct. Grandma & Grandpa’s house was always so full at
Christmas, like bees buzzing around a hive.

Lori: A heart shaped hive…. (eh?? eh???)

Brett: Nice. Our hearts were always warmed by all the activity.

Lori: It’s cool we get to have such nice memories.

How do you like your coffee?

Mugs by flickr user ⚓ ✯ Four Eyed Monϟter ☂

Lori: I have a favorite mug for coffee and tea.  Do you?

Brett: Uh... No, not really.  It basically tastes the same from any mug.

Henna

reena's elegant hand with henna by flickr user HennaLounge

Lori: Are you familiar with henna?

Brett: Yep, I think it's great!

Lori: Is it something that would need to be applied daily?

Brett: Nope.  Apply it once and you're home free for a couple weeks.

Lori: Just sit back with a bottle of zin and admire yourself?

Brett: Yep.  If you do it right it dyes the skin even darker than blood.

Lori: Sounds sexy.

Brett: Indeed.  I pity anyone who has never seen it done.

The English language

Dictionary - Collage Art by flickr user Crae's

Brett: Have you ever heard pend used in a sentence?  I've heard pending plenty of times, but never just pend.

Lori: I haven't!  I even checked Merriam Webster and they can't use it in a sentence either.  Mottled is another word that I never hear... except maybe in an art classroom.

Brett: Yeah... Words that don't ever get used vex me.

Saturday Morning Cartoons

Captain Planet by flickr user Chic Blonde Geek

Lori: Did you ever watch that cartoon with David the Gnome when you were little?

Brett: Yeah, but I don't remember too much about it.  I don't want to veer too far off topic, but I really think someone should make a video of an Earth, Wind & Fire song starring Kwame, Linka, and Wheeler from Captain Planet.

Lori: Haha, that would be cool... But you're being a subject hog here, dude.

Brett: Fine, I'll quit talking about it.

Lori: No, no... Tell me, was Captain Planet the only one who flew?

Brett: Yes.  The others used the powers of their rings, but by their powers combined, he came to protect our bowery planet.

Lori: Makes you wonder how this team ever managed to say their good byes.

Grow up

Noah's ark & friends by flickr user weennee

Brett: Do you ever have times where you revert to being a little kid?

Lori: Um.  Sometimes I pout, does that count?

Brett: Kids do pout a lot, but so do adults.  I hear Noah's wife pouted when she found out she was going to have to spend months living on an ark with a bunch of animals.

Lori: Wouldn't you?  I'd be longing for the nearest shore.

Suppertime

Rebel's Mac&Cheese by flickr user tiff.c

Lori: What did you have for dinner tonight?  I ordered za for the roomie and myself.

Brett: I had a BBQ sandwich.  I was so hungry I could've eaten an ox.

Lori: I think you made the right swap.

Brett: Yes, it was good.  They also gave me mac & cheese and potato salad at my hest.

Lori: Ah.  They heed your every word.

Brett: Of course they heed what I say.  I have a lot of clout.

Lori: Liar!!

Brett: You're right.  The net amount they charged me just to let me eat there was ridiculous.

Lori: The fee for mac & cheese can be pretty steep.

Animal impressions

DOVE by flikr user floridapfe

Lori: Did you know that I can pretty convincingly coo like a dove?

Brett: I did not know that.  Do you get eyed suspiciously when you do?

Lori: Yes, but it's probably good for my qi somehow.

Brett: That's good.  You wouldn't want your qi to rot.