You're the top

Two Christmas tops, actually

Brett: When was the last time you played with a top?

Lori: Oh, at some point in the days of my youth I tinkered with one here or there... but I don't know that I've ever played with a top intentionally.  Did you have one of your own?

Brett: I got a Christmas one as a stocking stuffer once, and put it out with my Christmas decorations.  Do you want me to fax you a picture of it?

Lori: No.  I don't have a fax machine.  Thanks, though.