Thursday, March 21, 2013

Now hiring

Yay drug tests! by flickr user elaine a

Brett: If you could hire a personal assistant, what traits would you look for?

Lori: Hmm.  Logic, organization and empathy perhaps.  It would be good to have built in support, just in case a dire situation were to arise.

Brett: Good answer.  Would you test them for drugs?

Lori: Yeah, I think so.  I wonder if that's expensive?

Brett: Well, if that's too expensive, just send them outside in a gale and see how they react.  That can tell you a lot about a person.

Lori: Ah.  And if I'm pleased, I'll reel them back in and hire them on the spot.


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