Mother's day gift by flickr user Nicoliosis! |
Brett: Why is it that moms are always worriers?
Lori: I suppose each mom's worry is based upon how big an a-hole their kid is.
Brett: If that's the case, why does my mom worry so much? Have I done some things I need to undo?
Lori: Nah, your mom just has a worry syndrome from having so many kids. You should give her some aromatherapy rags as a gift.
Brett: Well, that beats any gift idea I've ever had. Thanks!
Lori: I doubt she'd swap that gift in for store credit, eh?
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