Surf's up!

Abs by flickr user alexdominguez

Lori: Do you know how to surf?

Brett: I've never done it, but I am interested in trying.

Lori: Yikes.  I wouldn't swap that experience with you.  It seems so scary.

Brett: I figure it would be a good workout for my ab muscles, though.

Lori: My dad has said he works his abs with each fart.

Brett: Interesting.  Do you think that workout plan would work for me?

Lori: Maybe.  But it can't make you very popular.  On Biggest Loser, they hit a tire with a sledgehammer.  That could work too.

Brett: I hadn't thought about how constant farting would affect people's opinions of me.  Your point is well taken.

Lori: Yes, it could result in you becoming quite a loner.